We all know the popular website “texts from last night.”
Well, my blog will have some amusing anecdotes of Stony Brook students last text messages. Randomly, I will ask people what is their last text message that they sent. Since they are taken off guard they feel obligated to tell me and I must say some are quite amusing.
My first victim is Tim. He is 21 years old and a senior at Stony Brook University.
I’m sitting in the Library and I over heard (aka eavesdropping) his conversation with a girl. He just bought the iPhone 3g and they were talking about the different applications they have. This is how it went: (she asked for her name to not be disclosed)
Girl:Do you want to bump?
Tim confused responds: What? What do you mean bump? I mean the library isn’t the place to do it?
Girl: What?? I mean bump our iPhones to exchange information.
If that’s not smooth, I don’t know what is.
I became interested in him so I decided to go up to him and I ask him what his last two text messages were. Now, these aren’t drunk text messages or sexual messages, just plain old clean humor.
Tim writes to his friend John:
“My most noble of dudes, what is……..
“Dramatic Pause“
really good?”
Tim talking to a girl Regarding Homecoming Tailgating
“Oh it’s gonna be more than raging, it’ll be… uh… I guess raging would Be a good way to describe it” Smooth Words of Tim.
Stay tuned… there will be more to come!